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Here's some advice: Go to Home Depot, get yourself some nails, wood and a hammer, then build yourself a bridge and get over it! I love mankind, it's people I can't stand! Life is all bout a** - you're either kissing it, behaving like it, covering it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. My dream job would be driving the karma bus. When life rains on your parade bring out the slip'n slide There's nothing pretty about skin in bones.
You need a little junk in the trunk. It's not stalking, it's research. Cancel my subscriptions, I'm over your issues.

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