Marriage Quotes
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning
It was a simple truth; the Creator made women so men would not find life too easy.
Advice for a happy marriage: Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.- H.L. Mencken